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KRAMER: Well, I was on my way to the Y, and I saw her coming towards me? I didn’t know what to do! Because I remembered you had three dates with her and she wouldn’t kiss you goodnight. So now I’m thinking, what is my duty to my friend? Do I acknowledge her? Do I ignore her? I mean, what is my responsibility here?JERRY: So what happened?KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, so she sees me and she goes, <imitates Gail> “Oh, hi! Kramer!” You know? Like nothing happened! Like she never went three dates with you and refused to kiss you goodnight.JERRY: Yeah, I know about the three dates.KRAMER: You know what I did? I snubbed her. JERRY: What do you mean, you snubbed her?KRAMER: I walked right by her - bffffft - never said a word.JERRY (smiling): Right by her?KRAMER: Right by her!
(via The Shoes)

dailyseinfeld:

KRAMER: Well, I was on my way to the Y, and I saw her coming towards me? I didn’t know what to do! Because I remembered you had three dates with her and she wouldn’t kiss you goodnight. So now I’m thinking, what is my duty to my friend? Do I acknowledge her? Do I ignore her? I mean, what is my responsibility here?
JERRY: So what happened?
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, so she sees me and she goes, <imitates Gail> “Oh, hi! Kramer!” You know? Like nothing happened! Like she never went three dates with you and refused to kiss you goodnight.
JERRY: Yeah, I know about the three dates.
KRAMER: You know what I did? I snubbed her.
JERRY: What do you mean, you snubbed her?
KRAMER: I walked right by her - bffffft - never said a word.
JERRY (smiling): Right by her?
KRAMER: Right by her!

(via The Shoes)

Posted on September 10th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
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    Friendship.
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    When I read these, I can hear Kramer inside my head, I remember all these! What a great show!
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